Thank you for tuning in to Jesus Network News.
Here at JNN we focus on the Good news.
Today live in the studio we have Ms. Suzy Q (Susan Smith) and the Super babies!
Thank you, thank you.
Are you ready to have some family style fun?
Family style fun that’s okay for babies to hear?
We have several of the super babies here to share some jokes. So let me introduce the Super babies:
Alright let me see how many of your names I can remember.
(point to each child)
You are:
It is great having you in town. You usually don’t tour in Scottsdale, right?
No we don’t, but the Hero Central convention will be held here soon. We thought an early visit might help us find our way around.
Do you have a map? This place is crazy big. It is like a maze.
Wait, what convention are you talking about?
The 2017 VBS Hero Central convention. All the super hero’s will be here. Well all the one’s that matter.
Hold that laugh because we will be right back with some funny jokes.
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(waves)
Welcome to those who are listening at home or church or in your car. A big thank you.
Here in the Jesus Network News studio we are having fun with some super babies that have some super jokes!
Knock, Knock.
Lettuce.
Lettuce in it is cold outside.
Did I tell you that I took off the shell of a snail so it could go faster? But now
He is real sluggish.
Knock Knock
Mikey
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.
So super babies, What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of his paws but a comma has a pause at the end of a clause.
Eternity do you have a joke?
Knock, Knock.
Izabella
Is a bell not working? I rang four times!
Knock, Knock.
Clara
Clara the way, I’m coming thru.
Knock, Knock
Figs
Figs the doorbell it is broken.
Peace, tell us a joke.
Knock, Knock.
Boo
Don’t cry it is just a joke
Knock, Knock.
Noah
Noah any good songs?
Alright Faith tell us a joke.
Did you hear the one about a sandwich?
Never mind it was just bologna.
Thank you Super Babies! We will be right back.
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There are current openings for teachers and students in the 2017 event of the year. That’s right Hero Central VBS right here in North Scottsdale June 18th -23rd. 9-noon.
Come discover Your Strength in God. Do Good and seek out peace!
(wave)
Welcome back!
What is a dog’s favorite dinner?
“Pup”aroni pizza
Which day do chickens hate the most?
”Fry”day
What is a cat’s favorite summertime snack?
A “mice”cream cone.
What was Betsy Ross’s favorite sport?
Flag football
What did the slice of bacon say to the slice of tomato?
“let us” get together.
What is a dog’s favorite instrument?
A trom”bone”
Did you hear about the circle who graduated from college?
It got 360 degrees
What is the tallest building in town?
The library. It has the most “stories”
What do you call a camel with no hump?
Hump”free”
Why did the fish study so hard?
So he wouldn’t have to drop out of school.
How does the baker fix his sink?
With a “croissant” wrench.
What do you call two men stuck on a window”
Kurt and Rod
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa
Why did the student bring a ladder to class?
It was his first day of “high” school?
What did the ear hear?
Only what the nose “knows”.
Where do beaver’s keep their money?
River banks
Wow, you babies really are super. I know we will hear more from you in the future. But for now just keep
Thank you again NSUMC, Sherry Moore our technology expert, UMW, North Scottsdale education committee and all the family and friends here. JNN off!
