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Jesus Network News Radio Joke Show Script

Ted Hance as announcer:

Thank you for tuning in to Jesus Network News.
Here at JNN we focus on the Good news.
Today live in the studio we have Ms. Suzy Q (Susan Smith) and the Super babies!

APPLAUSE (audience)

Ms Suzy Q:

Thank you, thank you.
Are you ready to have some family style fun?

YES (audience)

Ms. Suzy Q:

Family style fun that’s okay for babies to hear?

YES (audience)

Ms. Suzy Q:

We have several of the super babies here to share some jokes. So let me introduce the Super babies:

APPLAUSE (audience)

Ms. Suzy Q:

Alright let me see how many of your names I can remember.
(point to each child)
You are:

  1. Grace (Demi)
  2. Sonshine, spelled with an O. (Nate)
  3. Eternity (Brianna)
  4. Mercy (Mandi)
  5. Hope (Dalena)
  6. Peace (Juliette)
  7. Joy (Charlotte)
  8. Faith (Emily)

It is great having you in town. You usually don’t tour in Scottsdale, right?

Sonshine:

No we don’t, but the Hero Central convention will be held here soon. We thought an early visit might help us find our way around.

Joy:

Do you have a map? This place is crazy big. It is like a maze.

Ms. Suzy Q.:

Wait, what convention are you talking about?

Peace:

The 2017 VBS Hero Central convention. All the super hero’s will be here. Well all the one’s that matter.

LAUGH

Ms. Suzy Q:

Hold that laugh because we will be right back with some funny jokes.

Announcer/Sponsor:

super babies can become super kids, super kids can become super adults and super heroes at any age. You could even become a super hero.
JNN is supported by superwomen.
That’s correct! Super women.
The super women of UMW send prayers and supplies all around the world.
Their mission is to provide resources to women and children in need. They play an active role in education, ministry, and missionary work.
Here at NSUMC United Methodist Women have small group bible studies, bake sales, and many other events and activities to help bring women together in service to the Lord.
Get involved and say hello to joy!

(Pause) HELLO JOY

Joy:

(waves)

Suzy Q:

Welcome to those who are listening at home or church or in your car. A big thank you.
Here in the Jesus Network News studio we are having fun with some super babies that have some super jokes!

APPLAUD

Grace:

Knock, Knock.

WHO’S THERE?

Grace

Lettuce.

Lettuce Who?

Grace

Lettuce in it is cold outside.

LAUGH

Suzy Q:

Did I tell you that I took off the shell of a snail so it could go faster? But now
He is real sluggish.

LAUGH

Sonshine:

Knock Knock

WHO’S THERE

Sonshine:

Mikey

MIKEY WHO?

Sonshine:

Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.

LAUGH

Ms. Suzy Q:

So super babies, What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

Pause (shrug)

Ms. Suzy Q:

A cat has claws at the end of his paws but a comma has a pause at the end of a clause.

LAUGH

Ms Suzy Q:

Eternity do you have a joke?

Eternity:

Knock, Knock.

WHO’S THERE?

Eternity:

Izabella

IZABELLA WHO?

Eternity:

Is a bell not working? I rang four times!

LAUGH

Mercy:

Knock, Knock.

WHO’S THERE?

Mercy:

Clara

CLARA WHO?

Mercy:

Clara the way, I’m coming thru.

LAUGH

Hope:

Knock, Knock

WHO’S THERE?

Hope:

Figs

FIGS WHO?

Hope:

Figs the doorbell it is broken.

LAUGH

Ms. Suzy Q:

Peace, tell us a joke.

Peace:

Knock, Knock.

WHO’S THERE?

Peace:

Boo

BOO WHO

Peace:

Don’t cry it is just a joke

LAUGH

Joy:

Knock, Knock.

WHO’S THERE?

Joy:

Noah

NOAH WHO?

Joy:

Noah any good songs?

LAUGH

Ms. Suzy Q:

Alright Faith tell us a joke.

Faith

Did you hear the one about a sandwich?
Never mind it was just bologna.

LAUGH

Ms. Suzy Q:

Thank you Super Babies! We will be right back.

APPLAUSE

Announcer:

You are listening to Jesus Network News.
NSUMC is home for JNN Creative Christians.
It can be your home now too. Just call 480-948-0529 or visit the website.
There are current openings for teachers and students in the 2017 event of the year. That’s right Hero Central VBS right here in North Scottsdale June 18th -23rd. 9-noon.
Come discover Your Strength in God. Do Good and seek out peace!

HI PEACE!

Juliette:

(wave)

APPLAUSE

Ms. Suzy Q:

Welcome back!
What is a dog’s favorite dinner?
“Pup”aroni pizza

APPLAUSE

Ms. Suzy Q:

Which day do chickens hate the most?
”Fry”day

APPLAUSE

Ms. Suzy Q:

What is a cat’s favorite summertime snack?
A “mice”cream cone.

APPLAUSE

Ms. Suzy Q:

What was Betsy Ross’s favorite sport?
Flag football

APPLAUSE

Ms. Suzy Q:

What did the slice of bacon say to the slice of tomato?
“let us” get together.

Ms. Suzy Q:

What is a dog’s favorite instrument?
A trom”bone”

APPLAUSE

Ms. Suzy Q:

Did you hear about the circle who graduated from college?
It got 360 degrees

APPLAUSE

Ms. Suzy Q:

What is the tallest building in town?
The library. It has the most “stories”

APPLAUSE

Ms. Suzy Q:

What do you call a camel with no hump?
Hump”free”

APPLAUSE

Ms. Suzy Q:

Why did the fish study so hard?
So he wouldn’t have to drop out of school.

APPLAUSE

Ms. Suzy Q:

How does the baker fix his sink?
With a “croissant” wrench.

APPLAUSE

Ms. Suzy Q:

What do you call two men stuck on a window”
Kurt and Rod

APPLAUSE

Ms. Suzy Q:

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa

APPLAUSE

Ms. Suzy Q:

Why did the student bring a ladder to class?
It was his first day of “high” school?

APPLAUSE

Ms. Suzy Q:

What did the ear hear?
Only what the nose “knows”.

APPLAUSE

Ms. Suzy Q:

Where do beaver’s keep their money?
River banks

APPLAUSE

Ms. Suzy Q:

Wow, you babies really are super. I know we will hear more from you in the future. But for now just keep

PRAISING GOD AND HAVING FUN (everyone)

Announcer:

Thank you again NSUMC, Sherry Moore our technology expert, UMW, North Scottsdale education committee and all the family and friends here. JNN off!

APPLAUSE

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